Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"
Client: "I"m lookin" for a gun."
Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin" for?"
Client (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks
about right."
Owner(very surprised): "Why do you need a 44 magnum?"
Client: "It"s for shootin" at cans."
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size
for shooting at cans."
Client: (pointing again at the 44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?"
Client: "Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... and Afri-cans"